Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious old friend who puts on airs and a fake accent.
Rachel is fired from her job the same day Ross learns that he has gotten tenure.
When Phoebe legally changes her name, Mike does so too to teacher her a lesson.
Joey goes with Chandler and Monica to check out their new home.
Joey and Rachel try to contend with Ross's feelings about them being together.
However, consummating the relationship becomes disastrous, and they decide to remain friends.