I ate some of MJ’s chocolate once and when she went to find it during a craving and saw that it was gone, she flew into a rage that was one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen. That’s why I thought absolutely nothing of pointing out my wife’s really cute swollen belly. ” It didn’t matter that in my eyes she never looked more beautiful or that she was SUPPOSED to be gaining weight. And in a fit of irony, I just asked MJ to give me more examples of Pregnancy Brain, but she couldn’t — because she can’t remember. Goodbye Sense of Humor The good news is she’s gained a baby. There wasn’t enough room for the baby AND her sense of humor.